Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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