Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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