the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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