Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You were trust falling into bushes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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