Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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