You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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