Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
