David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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