wanna go halves on a baby?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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