I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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