Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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