Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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