Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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