Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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