got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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