I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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