is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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