I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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