Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
