How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
