he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I understand Curling. That high.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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