your room smells of hookers.
And success
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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