so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
