I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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