So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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