So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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