Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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