Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
