We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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