Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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