ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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