He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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