I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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