Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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