Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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