But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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