hell yes lets make some ravioli
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
we should paint friendship bongs
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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