I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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