Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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