Buhtt sex?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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