My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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