Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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