I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i think i just lost a toe
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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