gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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