Whod you bang
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the day after is always just damage control
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
sex in a hospital.. check
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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