I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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