The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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