do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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