haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I got inside last night via doggy door
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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