Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
