I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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