? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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