people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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