Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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